Would you like some fries with that Columbine masscare?

Oh, dear God. Forgive them, Father, for they are far too stupid for other treatment. It would be like condemning cows.

http://news8austin.com/content/top_stories/default.asp?ArID=195372

Money quote #1:
"Normally when a campus is in lockdown nobody is moving. Everybody is staying put. No one is wandering the halls. There is no going to and from places,"

Really? On SWAT lockdown? No movement? Really. And let me guess? You have to explain this to the "parents?" And they bitch, don't they? Presumably these are the same parents who would be bitching if their ill-behaved, under-educated, pregnant, obese, under-achieving kids were massacred, at, say Columbine, where there was no lockdown. For obvious reasons.

Money quote #2:
"Some of these kids. This is the only meal they get when they come here until the next day."

Wow, Betty. Now that is a revelation. Sucks to be these kids. Perhaps that's because the parents are spending what little money they have on drugs, alcohol and hookers? Just a fuckin' thought, because, I'll tell you what, there are resources in this country that a child does not have to go hungry with only his slice of pizza from school to eat all day. Trust me. I pay for the stupid programs.

There should be a license to be a parent.